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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(Reblogged from themoonclockwork)

(Source: jonny)

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edwardspoonhands:

itseasytoremember:

catswithbenefits:

This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry
check it out



Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel. 
Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken

edwardspoonhands:

itseasytoremember:

catswithbenefits:

This is the new “MOVI” camera stabilizer that has the possibility to rapidly change the film industry

check it out

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Option 1 - Build a $5,000,000 technological marvel. 

Option 2 - Strap it to a chicken

(Reblogged from bethanierenee)

(Source: stacksbreadup)

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themoonphase:

odysseydawn:

Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)

wow

(Source: myloveismusic13)

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