niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying 

irenehooper:

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

drifting through the wind

polluting the earth and ruining it for future generations

love-is-vengeful:

mad-madame-k:

asherlockian:

daleksofbakerstreet:

THIS is how you mashup!!!

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Holy Crap.

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

mydarlingangelgabriel:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.

I am cry…

  • Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
  • Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
  • Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
  • Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
  • Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
  • Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
  • Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques

perksofbeingalittlebitch:

squishycatmistress:

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

  • when someone hums quietly.
  • when my hair gets played with.
  • when someone whispers a story to me.
  • when someone traces my skin.
  • chloroform. 

one of those is not like the other

Yeah, humming quietly is kinda creepy.

goldplatedvagina:

yeradhampir:

super-wholock-avengers:

themonkeybananaking:

tinasfanfiction:

Hello Queen of Genovia

I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.

Always loved and respected her! You go Anne!

samyoulittleshit:

Wake up America

samyoulittleshit:

Wake up America