i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and ugly and annoying
do you ever feel
like a plastic bag
drifting through the wind
polluting the earth and ruining it for future generations
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
- Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
- Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
- Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
- Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
- Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
- Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
- Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
one of those is not like the other
Yeah, humming quietly is kinda creepy.